Are we gonna have to go through this every year?

Goddamnit.

People magazine, which has been getting it wrong for 17 - make that 18 - consecutive years now, considers Kate Hudson attractive. Last year it was Drew Barrymore, which is already bad enough. But at least Drew Barrymore is cute. Kate Hudson?

No, no, no, wrong, and no.

It is well-known, but not widely acknowledged, that the most attractive person in the world is Jennifer Connelly, and has been since about 1986.